unarouse:

yeesss
lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

porndirector:

seeing mistakes on ur post that somebody just reblogged

image

(via rottendollie)

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tibets:

2006 was a simpler time

fatggot:

i looked cute today so ill wear the same thing for the next 5 days

(via releasings)

35,690 notes· 3 weeks ago · reblog
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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kristinacandypants:

Ain’t nobody fresher than my motherfuckin’ clique

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

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s-erene-shores:

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

(Source: somedahy, via danlhowell)

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via ch4nel-kween)

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passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

(via vintagevanityyy)

109,898 notes· 3 weeks ago · reblog
  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
277,593 notes· 1 month ago · reblog

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

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264,393 notes· 1 month ago · reblog
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